Tag Archive: Funny

Friday Funny: The Millennial Voter

Those of you who are worried about which candidate will be our next president relax, the following is just one example of a more serious problem in this country. With so much current press coverage on the Presidential primaries, a professor of an American Government Course at Florida State University was discussing the qualifications to …

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Permanent link to this article: http://okaloosa.ifas.ufl.edu/newsletters/2016/03/19/friday-funny-the-millennial-voter/

Friday Funny: The Cross-eyed Cow Dog

This week’s joke was sent in by Tammy Long, Bascom, FL.  Thanks for sharing Tammy! A Florida Panhandle farmer had the veterinarian out to pregnancy test his cow herd.  Once they were finished working the cow herd, the farmer said, “Would you take a look at my new cow-dog?”  The vet said, “Is there something …

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Permanent link to this article: http://okaloosa.ifas.ufl.edu/newsletters/2016/03/12/friday-funny-the-cross-eyed-cow-dog/

Friday Funny: The Frozen Carburetor

Back in January, on a bitterly cold winter’s day in North Dakota, a State Trooper out on patrol came upon a motorcyclist who was stalled by the roadside. The biker was swathed in heavy protective clothing and wearing a full-face helmet to protect the face from the cold weather. “What’s the matter? asked the Trooper.  …

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Permanent link to this article: http://okaloosa.ifas.ufl.edu/newsletters/2016/03/05/friday-funny-the-frozen-carburetor/

Friday Funny: The Guard Mule

This week’s joke was sent in by Cheryl Vergot, Tallahassee, FL. Thanks for sharing Cheryl!   As is most often the case these days, a young farmer married a cute city-girl who grew up in a nearby town.  Soon after their fancy, country-club wedding, the farmer prepared for a visit by his city-bred mother-in-law, who …

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Permanent link to this article: http://okaloosa.ifas.ufl.edu/newsletters/2016/02/27/friday-funny-the-guard-mule/

Friday Funny: The Shingles

Kevin inherited a 200 acre farm from his father.  He worked very hard for several years, but just could not earn enough to provide for his family.  So, he started working in town driving a delivery truck part-time to provide additional off-farm income. Those of us who have spent much time in a doctor’s office …

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Permanent link to this article: http://okaloosa.ifas.ufl.edu/newsletters/2016/02/20/friday-funny-the-shingles/

Friday Funny: Valentine’s Surprise

Last week the joke of the week picked on the menfolk.  This weeks funny is on the women. A group of farmers’ wives regularly met for coffee on Friday mornings in a small Florida Panhandle town.  The conversations varied each week, but many times were spent venting about their husbands who work long hours, are …

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Permanent link to this article: http://okaloosa.ifas.ufl.edu/newsletters/2016/02/12/friday-funny-valentines-surprise/

Friday Funny: Marriage Counseling and BBQ Piñatas

A farmer and his wife had a challenging marriage.  They seemed to fight every night, so the farmer just got up earlier and worked later each day until he was only at home long enough to eat, bathe, and sleep.  This went on for a few months until finally his wife got fed up with …

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Permanent link to this article: http://okaloosa.ifas.ufl.edu/newsletters/2016/02/06/friday-funny-marriage-counseling-and-bbq-pinatas/

Friday Funny: The Motorcycle Accident Praise Report

A Florida farmer had a very embarrassing moment at the country church where his wife had grown up, in the next county over.  He was recovering from a very serious motorcycle injury.  The farmer had kept his injuries a secret from his in-laws, because his father-in-law had warned him repeatedly about the dangers of riding …

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Permanent link to this article: http://okaloosa.ifas.ufl.edu/newsletters/2016/01/30/friday-funny-the-motorcycle-accident-praise-report/

Friday Funny: The Artistic Cowboy

A cattle rancher in the Florida Panhandle had a natural artistic talent.  He just had a knack for capturing scenery, animals and people in his mind and painting what he envisioned.  After many years of tinkering with painting, his wife and friends encouraged him to actually get some training and take an art class at …

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Permanent link to this article: http://okaloosa.ifas.ufl.edu/newsletters/2016/01/23/friday-funny-the-artistic-cowboy/

Friday Funny: The Pig with a Wooden Leg

This weeks Friday Funny was sent in by Ed Lewis, Procurement Forester, for WestRock in Cottondale.  Thanks for sharing Ed! A TV reporter became lost on the back roads and stopped at a farm to get directions. As he was talking to the farmer he noticed a pig with a wooden leg. “This could be …

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Permanent link to this article: http://okaloosa.ifas.ufl.edu/newsletters/2016/01/16/friday-funny-the-pig-with-a-wooden-leg/

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